"The urine of virgins is clear and lucid, sometimes white, sometimes sparkling."
-Women’s Secrets, Pseudo Albertus, 13th Century
The amount of Kraft Mac and Cheese I’ve eaten this week is a bit excessive.
HE HIRED ME ON THE SPOT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT I’M SO EXCITED
I have an interview for a geology education/interpretation position at Glacier National Park on Monday and I’ve spend that last 1.5 hours drooling over their website and dreaming about teaching people about such a beautiful place and I want this job so badly I’m freaking outtttttttttttttttttttttttt
DANIEL SCOTT IS COMING TO OBERLIN IN APRIL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(also he’s staying in my house and I get to cook food with him and stuff WHHAAAAATTT???)
Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?